Ekdin bikal bela paser basar Anne apu phone dilo aar amare tader
basha-te jaite koilo. Anne apu tokhon Medical 5th year-a pore. Dekhte
shunte valoi aar pacha-ta mama-ra jotil. Anne apu khub dekhte shundor,
forsha aar boobs 33 holeo pacha-ta at least 35 tooo hobei, moja hoilo
sheye 5-7 height-er aar komor matro 24. Tai, rasta diya hatle polapan
emnitei tar dike ghuira takaito. Amar 5-5 height niya kokhono sahosh
koira vabi nai je tar dike chokh tuila takano jabe, sotti kotha bolte ki
ami onake bagher moto voy kortam, kintu mone mone tare chinta kore
khichte valo lagto
Tooo jai hok, bikal bela tader basha-te giya
dekhi, uni chara basha-te aar keu nai, uncle office theke ratre firben.
Jak, ami Anne apur kache giye boshtei uni amar dike besh gomvir hoye
bollen, "Ae, oedin je toke aar Neli-ke rekhe ami class korte chole
gelam, shei din tora ki korchili bol, sotti kore bol haramjada!" Ami
tooo voye shesh, tao mukh-chokh shukaye bollam, "Kichhu na tooo apu,
amra tooo school-e gechi." Anne apu motamoti gorjon kore bollen,
"khobordar, amar sathe mittha bolbi na, ami toder school-mate-der kache
khoj nichi, oedin tora school-e jash-e nai". Uni ektu dom niye bollen,
"Amar dharona tora kharap kichu korchish, na hoile Neli porer tin din
khoraya khoraya, dui pa fak koira hatbe ken?" Ami chinta korlam
chapabaji kore par paite hobe, bollam "Anne apu, ami aar Neli apu oedin
ekta jayega-te gechilam moja korar jonno, school palaite echchha
hoichilo tooo tai, aar Neli apu rasta-te pichhla khaya poira betha
paichilo". Anne apu aaro rege giye bollen, "Dekh, chapa marle onno kono
jayega-te giye mar, ami medical-er chatri, amar kache marish na.
Ami
jani Neli-r ki hoiche, sure oo tor sathe shuiche kintu hymen(pore
shunchhi oeta naki guder pordar scientific nam) chhira bechara aar tin
din utthe pare nai, bol ae kotha sotti kina?" Ami mone mone bollam
"Magi, shob jokhon janoi tokhon abar vong koira jiggasha korar dorkar
ki?" aar Anne apu-ke bollam, "Kosom khodar apu, tumi kauke boilo na,
taile amader khobor hoye jabe. Tumi ja bolba ami tai korbo!" Uni amar
dike takaye bollen, "Ekhono thik kori nai toke aar Neli-ke ki shasti
debo, tobe sure tor mar kache bole debo". Amar tooo pura jan ure gelo.
Uni tarpor bollen, "Kintu ekta bepar bujhte parlam na, Neli-r tooo
boyfriend ache, farhan thakte oo tor sathe korlo ken?" Ami torbor kore
bollam, "farhan bhai khub taratari mal out koira dey, Neli apu emon-ki
dhukaiteo pare nai tar sathe!" Anne apu gorom chokhe takaye bollen, "O,
boro chelera shob hijra hoye geche aar tumi pichki ascho purush hishebe
amar bon-ke chudte? Ta tomar dhon eto boro je tumi boro apu-der chuida
shuyaya falaite paro?"
Ami tooo Anne apur mukhe emon dialog shune
thoo, jai hok minmin kore bollam, " Na, amar dhon temon boro na, matro
chhoy inch (Mama-ra ki aar korum kon, amar dhon ja tai tooo koite hoibo,
amar tooo aar apnader moto jader 8 ba 10 inch dhon na! Khiks) kintu ami
onekkhon mal dhoira rakhte pari". Anne apu conspiracy korar moto chapa
shore bollo, "Ta tumi kotokhon mal dhoira rakhte paro chad?" Ami aste
aste bollam, "Ae 20-30 minute (Mama-ra apnader doya-te ekhon ae
figure-ta motamoti 45-50 minute-e taina niya aichi, regular practice
makes a man perfect )". Anne apu bollen, "Ami bisshash kori na, amar
bondhu-rai taratari mal out koira dey, aar tui pichki eto khon mal
dhoira rakish?" Ami shahosh koira koilam "Bisshash na hoile porikkha
nao." Anne apu bollen, "Tui ki vabish toke diye ami amar gud marabo, jak
vag ekhan theke, tor bar bohut barche, toke emon shikkha debo je tui
ekdom chup hoye jabi". Ami besh voy pelam, kenona ekbar onek choto belay
Anne apu amake kan dhore tader basha theke baire fele dichilen, aj abar
oe-rokom kichhu korle moha jhamela hobe. Tar upor etokhon ae-shob sexy
kothabarta shunte shunte amar choto babu abar bore miya-e porinoto
hoiche. Kintu Anne apu bollen, "Aye amar sathe!"
Ami uthe daratei
amar shorts-er moddhe bore miya besh tabu toiri kore fello. Anne apu
oe-dike takaye heshe fellen, bollen "Tor shahosh ache pichki, jharir
moddheo tui dhon khara kore felish. Ta kar kotha mone kore tor dhon boro
holo? Amar?" Ae kotha bole uni amake onar room-e niye gelen aar onar
bichana-te boshalen, bollen "Chup kore boshe thak, aar kono sound korbi
tooo khun kore felbo. Ae bole uni amake bichanar pashe pa diye shuye
porte bollen. Ami shuye portei uni alto kore amar dhone ekta chapor
marlen. Tarpor shorts-ta ek side-e shoriye diye heshe diye bollen,"Tor
tabu londo vondo kore dilam". Ami tooo hotobak. Uni aste kore amar
dhoner mundi-ta dhore chulke dite laglen, ami arame chokh bujlam. Uni
bole jete laglen, "Toke ekta kothin shasti ditam, kintu amar period
cholteche bole akhon dite parbo na. Period shesh hok, tarpor dekhbo tor
dhon koto shokto. Ami Neli na je jeno teno performance diye lengra kore
fele rakhbi. Amake chudte holle majar jor lagbe. Amar tooo mone hoy ami
gud diyei tor dhon kamriye kheye felbo." Shahosh pura firre aslo aar
moner jor-o, besh jorei bollam "Emon kotha tomar bon-o bolchilo, tarpor
tooo tin din thik moto hattei pare nai, bathroom korte geleo bechari
naki amake gali diche. Valo, valo tomra ek line-e amar dhon khaoyar
chesta koro aar amio tomader gushti chuida hor koira dei".Anne apu abar kopot gomvirota dekhiye bollen, "Tor mukh tooo khub kharap
hoye geche ekhoni, boro bon-ke shomman na dish jake chudbi taake tooo
shomman dibi!" Ami bollam, "Sorry, bujhte pari nai je negta boro bon-ke
shomman jananor jonno kotha kom bolte hoy; Ki korbo bolo valo kore je
shomman debo tar upay-o tooo nai, tumi tooo duniya rongin agei kore
rakhchho, naile ami aj tomar duniya-te rong lagaya ditam". Anne apu
bollen, "Good, ae bar tor kotha besh vodroshto hoiche aar er purushkar
shorup ami toke ekta blow dibo, er agge amio kokhono blow dei nai". Ae
bole uni shundor amar dhoner aga chatte laglen aar ami bichana-te
adha-shoya hoye moja marte thaklam. Kintu ektu porei eto gorom hoye
gelam je mukhta ha koriye alto kore dhon-ta onar mukher moddhe dhukiye
choto choto thap dite shuru korlam.
Ektu oshuidha hochchhilo,
kenona onar datt-e first dike betha pachchilam, kintu ektu porei uni
oviggo sucker-er motoi dhon chushte laglen. Minute pachek erokom korar
por amar matha pura out hoye gelo, jemon korei hok amake lagatei hobe!
Ami onake nanavabe bujhate laglam, kintu onar ek kotha period-er somoy
lagano jabe na, infection hote pare. (Kotha-ta maina choilen mama-ra,
Magi doctor tooo tai ae ekta kotha sotti-e thik koichilo). Nana kayeda
kanun korte laglam, onar boobs ber kore chuste laglam aar hatt diye
dolle dolle onno boob-ta gorom kore dilam, kintu no effect. Onar
nisshash gorom aar ghono hoye aelo, buk haporer moto othanama korte
laglo (Sotti mama, jara ae scene dekhen nai tara bujhteo parben na
juboti meye-der buker unbalanced othanama ki jinish!) Chehara forsha
theke lal hoye gelo, kintu uni onor.
Tokhoni matha-te buddhi-ta
elo. Achchha, bohu 3x-e tooo dekhchi, goya marle kemon hoy? Ami minmin
kore onake bollam, "Anne apu, bolchilam ki, tumi-o gorom khaicho aar ami
tooo gorom hoye achi-e, jodi chao, ami tomar goya marte pari". Uni rege
giye bollen, "Toke na bolchi vodro kore bolte?" Ami voy petei uni abar
bollen, "bol, apu ami apnar pacha diye amar bara-ta dhukai?" Ami tai
boltei uni bachcha meyeder moto hattali diye bollen, "Khub moja hobe,
ami kokhono goya...sorry pacha-mara khai nai!" Ami hotobak hoye bollam,
"Sheki, tomar eto boro pacha, parar chelera shob osthir, ar tumi
pachaa-te chodo nai?" Uni lokkhi kore heshe bollen, "Tor ki dharona
pacha marlei pacha boro hoy? Na re pagol, gud marleo pacha gol aar
shundor hoy."
Jak, access peye ami tooo mohakhushi. Alto kore
onar selowar-ta namiye panty shoratei life-er prothom barer moto pad
pora meye dekhlam. Uni shundor kore pad shoriye rokto muche dilen. Ami
amar dhon onar putkir futate set kortei uni shiure uthe bollen, "Oh, tor
ki matha-te echchha cholteche Nelir moto amakeo khora bananor? Na chad,
shei chance dibo na, ja oe-room theke cream niye aye". Ami guti guti
paye cream niye eshe nijer dhon aar onar putkir futa jobjob kore cream
mekhe nilam. Tarpor set kore ektu thela ditei 'puch' kore mundi-ta onar
pode dhuke gelo. Uni 'uf' kore uthtei ami onar mukh pechon theke chepe
dorlam. (Mama-ra guder tulonay pod at least tin gun tight, jara janen
tara tooo janen-e aar jara janen na tara parle aj-e try koren, its
delicious!). Tarpor onar mukher upor hatt rekhei ami komor-dola dite
laglam. Matha-te hothat dusto buddhi ashlo, mone mone koilam "shali tumi
amare kao je pagla shako naraish na?
Darao tomar khobor ache."
Ami joto jore shomvoh onar ponde dhon diya chodon deya shuru korlam.
Uni-o amar bod buddhi bujhte paira shorar chesta korte laglen, kintu ami
totokhone onek pither upor uitha dhon diya onar putki pura gaitha
felchi. Porer minute doshek motamoti rodeo khellam cowboy-der moto, uni
jotoi amare fele diye nijere charate chaye ami totoi jor kore dhon-ta
onar ponde guija rakhte chai! Ponder side faita lal hoya gelo, kintu ami
aar nami na, magi ja gali dilo ta bolar na. "Khankir po tui tor
mordangi onno kauro loge dekha, amar putki fataish na, leorar nati, tore
chudte dichi rape korte dei na, shona chele , lokkhi bhai amar tui amar
gude laga kintu amar dofa rofa korish na", kintu ke shone kar kothaa,
minute doshek ae shob shunte shunte ami gorom khaiya valo moto onar
ponder moddhei amar mal dhaila dilam. (Believe me mama-ra er por life-e
onek bar pod marchi aar onek-bar jore korchi, but oe diner moto moja ar
pai nai, jemon magir gali temon tar ponder gorom aar temon rodeo styler
chodon, ekbar tooo thelte thelte ami tare bichanar kona theke pura
bichana guraichi, mone hoile ae lekhar somoy ekhono dhon kharaya gelo!)
Ektu por huss firre asle ami dorer thelay onar pod theke amar dhon bair
koira nilam, uni sathe sathei bichana-te kat hoye pore fopate laglen.
Ami onake dhore bollam, "Apu ami tomake betha dite chai nai, kintu matha
gorom hoye gelo..." Uni bollen, "ja vag, pacha fala fala kore ekhon
shohag dekhate ashchen, ja ber hoye ja ekhon basha theke". Ami mon
kharap kore kapor guchiye bashate chole aslam. Kintu tin din porei Anne
apur phone pelam, "Ae pondmarani, khanir nati ektu tooo khoj nibi boro
apu-tar, baicha ache na ponder jalate moira geche?" Ami khik khik koira
haisha bollam, "Neli tooo tindin bair hoy nai, tomar koy din?" Oni
bollen, "chailei ber hote partam, kintu tor dhon gud diya chhira falanor
agge aar basha theke bair homu na boila thik korchi, naile amar nam
Anne-e na. Tui ashbi naki ekhon?" Ki aar kora, cricket khela chilo,
cancel kore royana dilam tar bashar dike, hajar hok boro bon-der kotha
tooo shunte hoy!
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